Friday, July 13, 2012

How To Induce a Quarter Life Crisis*


Step 1.
Log in to Facebook or any social media site that allows a person to present chosen aspects of their lives to the world.

Step 2.
Scroll through all the updates your Facebook friends post. Notice one long lost Facebook-friend -you've-never-contacted-before's photos showing him or her delivering babies or climbing the top of the country's highest mountain or posing in front of the Eiffel Tower.

Step 3.
Be amazed at what he or she has accomplished. Proceed to look through his or her Facebook timeline and photo albums. Kids nowadays call this “stalking.”

Step 4.
Take eyes of your computer monitor and look around you. Take in the contrast between your life and his or her life. Feel the insecurity creep in.

Step 5.
Start to panic and question what you've been doing for the past few years since you've been out of college. You've been to college! What are you doing with your life?! Why are you not delivering babies (or having babies, even!) or climbing a mountain or posing in front of the Eiffel Tower?! You could do all of that, why aren't you?!

PHOTO TAKEN FROM HERE. 

Step 6.
Begin to feel sorry for yourself and your lack of success and cluelessness about where you're going in life. Start to forget about all the things you have accomplished. Start hating your house, your relationships, your stifling work cubicle, your lame-ass future travel plans because you know that these will never amount to anything compared to what they have. Whoever they are. 

Step 7.
Mope for a few days. Start thinking about what you want to do differently and vow to make changes in your life from this day onwards. Or get distracted by life’s other problems (like work, rent, utility bills, groceries, family, your Tumblr addiction, the list goes on and on…) until the next panic-inducing Facebook visit.

Step 8.
Repeat Steps 1 through 7. 

*Quarter Life Crisis may be induced through other means as well, such as meditation, reflection and living through daily activities that do not satisfy you personally or professionally. 

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